Classic joke you may not have heard

Two guys are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing, when they both notice a long funeral procession on the road by the side of the golf course. He stops, falls to his knees, closes his eyes, and puts his hands together in prayer.

His friend is amazed, and says "Wow, that is the most thoughtful, touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The man replies "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."



Did you know that Chuck Norris is so tough he could drown a fish? The only reason each of us woke up alive this morning is because Chuck allowed it!



All of the claims made in this video are true, and are accompanied by proof, albeit in animated form.

In addition, it should be noted that:

When Chuck Norris went to donate blood, he told them to put the needle away; he had come equipped with a rock and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris was denied an egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a f'kin' Burger King!

After filming his famous fight sequence with Bruce Lee, Lee told Chuck that he was easy to beat because his overuse of roundhouse kicks made him predictable. "You question me?", replied Chuck, "now you'll taste the full force of my roundhouse fury!", and socked him in the face. The whole crew witnessed this. "Chuck! You killed Bruce Lee! We told you to be gentle with him, he was worth millions to this studio!", yelled the executives. "Shut the hell up, I'm Chuck Norris!", they were told. Bruce Lee's death officially remains a 'mystery'. Anyone who has tried to speak of the true nature of his demise has been found dead shortly thereafter of roundhouse kick related injuries.