Papal shenanigans

The pope was visiting London to meet some of his representatives. His flight got delayed, and he did not want to be late for the meeting. When his flight landed at Heathrow airport, he dashed to his limo outside and instructed the chauffeur to get him to the meeting as fast as he possibly could. Once in the car, the pope kept looking at his watch, getting annoyed at the way this guy insisted on taking his sweet time. Finally, he lost his patience and took the wheel himself, telling the chauffeur to get in back. The pope put it in fifth and they were cruising across the city at a record pace. But a cop caught sight of the speeding limo and instructed it to pull over. As the cop got out of his car and took a look at who was inside the limo he panicked, so he made a call to his superior at the station.

“Sir, we have a situation here with a VIP.”
“Now don’t worry son” his sergeant said, “first we need to establish just how important the person is. Is he more important than the mayor?”
“Oh yes” replied the rookie cop.
“Is he more important than the Prime minister?”
“Uh, yeah”
“Is he more important than the queen?”
“Well, yeah”
“Jeez, just who the hell are we dealing with here?”
“This guy’s on another level, sir. I mean, he has the pope for a driver!”